Det er IKKE godt.

Danish, you’re letting me down. Until you can provide me with the sweet stylings of artists such as Veronica Maggio, I’m putting a red mark against your name. Two points from you.

Danish: -2

And YOU Veronica. Ohhh why oh why couldn’t you be Danish? For every song of yours I listen to, that’s less time listening to a language I actually want to immerse myself in. Thanks a lot. Tak for det.

There’s only so much Medina I can listen to—my play count on last.fm is ridiculously high and she’s reaching Lady Gaga heights. People will get the wrong idea!

Not that I’m ashamed of my dirty pop. But I feel like breaking the gender imbalance somehow.

Anyone know of a decent Danish artist I should get into? I’ve already covered off Mew—something in actual dansk would be good too.