Ok so... If you could make up the name of a rare hairy beast found on the top of a mountain in a largely unexplored region of a distant island that lives only on the dew deposited upon a particular species of moss, what would it be? What sound would it make? And, if a famous chef made a desert by frothing fluids secreted from its sex organs, served on a teaspoon, what would the name of the dish be?
Why, the yellow-balled pumpkayeti of course. The dessert would be called spizzle. And I would serve it to you. Again, and again.